Make Your Wish!

Monique · 06-21-2010, 07:29 PM

Oh, look! A malevolent fairy has been sighted around these premises, waving her wand of doom. It seems she wants us to make wishes, lots of 'em. She'll grant them, too--so long as you twist the previous poster above you's wish!

Oh well, you can't have it all, can you?

The rules: don't post back to back (you can't corrupt your own wish), otherwise reply as much as you want. Be creative and brilliant in your smiting of other people's wishes. Last poster wins, with a real community surprise at the end of the thread.

After recently playing Red Dead Redemption, I've been killed by a lot of bears. I now hate bears. I wish that all bears were gone--from video games and real life! Death to bears!

Jayme · 06-21-2010, 07:31 PM

Granted. All bears are now gone - from video games and real life. They've been replaced by rabid Twilight fans that now kill you constantly in RDR, and no one finds them out of place but you. Freak.

I wish I had my own personal chef.

dodge83 · 06-21-2010, 09:20 PM

granted your chef cooks nothing but sprouts
i wish the next flagship episode shows vechiles in it as its main feature

Monique · 06-22-2010, 01:24 AM

Granted, but the vehicles are all ecofriendly vehicles and it turns out ISOTX has sold out to a giant corporation to promote green, non-violent cars!!!

I wish that I had one million dollars.

Comrade · 06-22-2010, 02:45 AM

Granted, but you can only use it to support Obama in his current office of presidentcy,

I wish I could make my own video game depicting the complete uncertainty of randomness on all fronts, leaving players dumbfounded at every turn over what just happened and what they can't not even guess at is about to happen, giving a new genre to the gaming world and hopefully promoting comic relief

Ome_Vince · 06-22-2010, 08:54 AM

I wish Twilight fans would all get a nasty STD, o w8, they probs already have :O

dodge83 · 06-22-2010, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ome_Vince

I wish Twilight fans would all get a nasty STD, o w8, they probs already have :O

vince you didnt corrupt the last persons wish LOL

granted, them twilight fans start dating you while normal people have no wish to date you in anyway

i wish to come accross a giant airship with a mac donalds take away docking on the side (like a drive thou resturant but on an airship)
sorry!!! that ones in my head from an loa thread i posted on!

Iron_Hammer · 06-22-2010, 12:54 PM

Granted - you dock the airship, enter the burger bar and just as you sink your teeth into the tender beef pate the golden arches sign on the exterior of the ship gets caught up in the starboard propeller - leading to a catastrophic loss of control and the ship (and burger bar) smashing into the lands below.

I wish ghurkins didn't give me wind.

Jayme · 06-22-2010, 02:25 PM

Granted. They now give you heartburn, nausea and indigestion instead.

I wish my eyes weren't so sore.

Comrade · 06-22-2010, 11:26 PM

Granted, now ur Nose is so sore that it's blocking ur eyes from seeing anything

I wish they would finally make Iron Grip Warlords 2, with PVP multiplayer and skirmish mode against computer where u could send waves and waves of forces to ur enemy's stronghold while defending ur own ( look up Toy Soldiers on XBOX Live Arcade, would be basically just like that ) and they had a money system where u could recieve supplies from captured supply stations every minute and kill ppl for money so u could fund ur army, and a grid system so it'd be easier to place buildings, and hookers..... lots and lots of hookers..... don't ask why.........

06-21-2010, 07:29 PM	#1
Monique Community Manager Ship Grunt Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 61	Make Your Wish! Oh, look! A malevolent fairy has been sighted around these premises, waving her wand of doom. It seems she wants us to make wishes, lots of 'em. She'll grant them, too--so long as you twist the previous poster above you's wish! Oh well, you can't have it all, can you? The rules: don't post back to back (you can't corrupt your own wish), otherwise reply as much as you want. Be creative and brilliant in your smiting of other people's wishes. Last poster wins, with a real community surprise at the end of the thread. After recently playing Red Dead Redemption, I've been killed by a lot of bears. I now hate bears. I wish that all bears were gone--from video games and real life! Death to bears!

06-21-2010, 07:31 PM	#2
Jayme Community Manager Marauder Seeking Airship Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 270	Granted. All bears are now gone - from video games and real life. They've been replaced by rabid Twilight fans that now kill you constantly in RDR, and no one finds them out of place but you. Freak. I wish I had my own personal chef. __________________ "Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part." -- Somerset, Seven

06-22-2010, 02:25 PM	#9
Jayme Community Manager Marauder Seeking Airship Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 270	Granted. They now give you heartburn, nausea and indigestion instead. I wish my eyes weren't so sore. __________________ "Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part." -- Somerset, Seven

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06-21-2010, 09:20 PM	#3
dodge83 Beta Tester Researcher Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 165	granted your chef cooks nothing but sprouts i wish the next flagship episode shows vechiles in it as its main feature

06-22-2010, 01:24 AM	#4
Monique Community Manager Ship Grunt Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 61	Granted, but the vehicles are all ecofriendly vehicles and it turns out ISOTX has sold out to a giant corporation to promote green, non-violent cars!!! I wish that I had one million dollars.

06-22-2010, 02:45 AM	#5
Comrade Beta Testers Ship Grunt Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 31	Granted, but you can only use it to support Obama in his current office of presidentcy, I wish I could make my own video game depicting the complete uncertainty of randomness on all fronts, leaving players dumbfounded at every turn over what just happened and what they can't not even guess at is about to happen, giving a new genre to the gaming world and hopefully promoting comic relief

06-22-2010, 08:54 AM	#6
Ome_Vince Creative Director Marauder Seeking Airship Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 303	I wish Twilight fans would all get a nasty STD, o w8, they probs already have :O

06-22-2010, 12:54 PM	#8
Iron_Hammer Beta Tester New Recruit Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 9	Granted - you dock the airship, enter the burger bar and just as you sink your teeth into the tender beef pate the golden arches sign on the exterior of the ship gets caught up in the starboard propeller - leading to a catastrophic loss of control and the ship (and burger bar) smashing into the lands below. I wish ghurkins didn't give me wind.

06-22-2010, 11:26 PM	#10
Comrade Beta Testers Ship Grunt Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 31	Granted, now ur Nose is so sore that it's blocking ur eyes from seeing anything I wish they would finally make Iron Grip Warlords 2, with PVP multiplayer and skirmish mode against computer where u could send waves and waves of forces to ur enemy's stronghold while defending ur own ( look up Toy Soldiers on XBOX Live Arcade, would be basically just like that ) and they had a money system where u could recieve supplies from captured supply stations every minute and kill ppl for money so u could fund ur army, and a grid system so it'd be easier to place buildings, and hookers..... lots and lots of hookers..... don't ask why.........